Like that funny fizzing candy that popped in your mouth and air-rifle shooting ranges at fairgrounds, crazy golf is a leisure pursuit from another age. It's not hard to explain, we suppose; after all, there are hundreds of things more entertaining than knocking a grubby yellow ball through a few poorly-moulded concrete obstacles and into a hole these days.
Maybe switching the ball for a hand grenade with the pin removed would have livened matters up and crazy golf would still be popular today? Well, if the health and safety kill-joys kept their noses out.
Thankfully, you can get an idea of the fun that would have ensued by playing Worms Crazy Golf, which takes everyone's favourite artillery-packing nematodes to the local 9-hole links.
What takes place then is… well, given the Worms series fondness for high explosives and outlandish humour, it's all surprisingly low-key. You play as a series of worms tasked with blowing up an opposing worm who's been tied to the flag in each hole on a golf course.